Yamatoga
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yamatoga is a religion created to help people copeth with their lives, and smileth. File:Http://feministtheatre.org/hen.gif
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[edit] ruleseth
- thee shalteth not useth capital letters
- thee shan't be'eth labelledeth (no nameseth)
- thee shan't weareth a uniform
- thee musteth endeth mosteth wordeth witheth an eth
[edit] rituals
thee shalt hatcheth at randometh timeth
[edit] the creationeth of the universe
yamatogans beleiveth that the universe'th wast createth by a giant birdeth layingeth an eggeth. the eggeth crackeded on the giant surfaceth and hatched witheth the eartheth
== beleifs of the endeth of the eartheth ==
the world shalt endeth when the great eartheth's motherhen returneth for its hatchling, and the hatchlings of the hatchling will live in peace for evereth moreth
[edit] gods
yamatogans beleivansolely in the great motherhen.
[edit] enemies
John Watson, the only evil being in the universeth, spelteth with capitals
reasons for living undereth this relioneth to bring peace and happiness to people of the hatchling and to ensure world wide equality
