Victor Borge (pronounced [ˈborgə] "BOR-guh"; January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000), born Børge Rosenbaum, was a Jewish-Danish comedian, conductor and pianist, affectionately known as The Clown Prince of Denmark, The Unmelancholy Dane, and The Great Dane.


Early life and career

Borge was born Børge Rosenbaum in Copenhagen, Denmark, into a Jewish family. His parents, Bernhard and Frederikke Rosenbaum, were both musicians--his father a violinist in the Royal Danish Chapel and his mother a pianist. Like his mother, Borge began piano lessons at the age of two, and it was soon apparent that he was a prodigy. He gave his first piano recital when he was eight years old, and in 1918 was awarded a full scholarship at the Royal Danish Academy of Music, studying under Olivo Krause. Later on, he was taught by Victor Schiøler, Liszt's student Frederic Lamond, and Busoni's pupil Egon Petri.

Borge played his first major concert in 1926 at the Danish concert-hall Odd Fellow Palæet (The Odd Fellow's Lodge building). After a few years as a classical concert pianist, he started his now famous "stand up" act, with the signature blend of piano music and jokes. He married American Elsie Chilton in 1933, the same year he debuted with his revue acts. Borge started touring extensively in Europe, where he began telling anti-Nazi jokes.

When the Nazis occupied Denmark during World War II, Borge was playing a concert in Sweden, and managed to escape to Finland. He traveled to America on the USS American Legion, the last neutral ship to make it out of Petsamo, Finland, and arrived August 28, 1940, with only 20 dollars, three of which went to the customs fee. Disguised as a sailor, Borge returned to Denmark once during the occupation to visit his dying mother.

Move to America

Even though Borge did not speak a word of English upon arrival, he quickly managed to adapt his jokes to the American audience, learning English by watching movies. He took the name of Victor Borge, and, in 1941, he started on Rudy Vallee's radio show, but was hired soon after by Bing Crosby for his Kraft Music Hall.

From then on, fame rose quickly for Borge, who won Best New Radio Performer of the Year in 1942. Soon after the award, he was offered film roles with stars such as Frank Sinatra (in Higher and Higher). While hosting The Victor Borge Show on NBC beginning in 1946, he "developed many of his trademarks, including repeatedly announcing his intent to play a piece but getting "distracted" by something or other, making comments about the audience, or discussing the usefulness of Chopin's Minute Waltz as an eggtimer. Or he would start out with some well-known classical piece like Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" op. 27 and suddenly moved into a harmonically suitable pop or jazz tune like Cole Porter's "Night and Day".

Borge's style

Among Borge's other famous routines is the "Phonetic Punctuation" routine, in which he recites a story, with full punctuation (comma, period, exclamation mark, etc.) as exaggerated onomatopoeic sounds. Another is his "Inflationary Language", where he incremented numbers embedded in words, whether they are visible or not ("once upon a time" becomes "twice upon a time", "wonderful" becomes "twoderful", "forehead" becomes "fivehead", "tennis" becomes "elevennis", "I ate a tenderloin with my fork" becomes "I nined an elevenderloin with my five'k" and so on and so fifth).

Borge used physical and visual elements in his live and televised performances. He would play a strange-sounding piano tune from sheet music, looking increasingly confused; turning the sheet upside down, he would then play the actual tune, flashing a joyful smile of accomplishment to the audience (he had, at first, been literally playing the actual tune upside down). When his energetic playing of another song would cause him to fall off the piano bench, he would open the seat lid, take out the two ends of an automotive seatbelt, and buckle himself onto the bench, "for safety." Conducting an orchestra, he might stop and order a violinist who had played a sour note to get off the stage, then resume the performance and have the other members of the section move up to fill the empty seat while they were still playing. His musical sidekick in the 1950s, Leonid Hambro, was a well-known concert pianist. In 1968, classical pianist Şahan Arzruni joined him as his straighman, performing together on one piano a version of Liszt's Second Hungarian Rhapsody, considered a musical-comedic classic.[1]

He also enjoyed interacting with the audience. Seeing an interested person in the front row, he would ask them, "Do you like good music?" or "Do you care for piano music?" After an affirmative answer, Borge would take a piece of sheet music from his piano and say, "Here is some", and hand it over. After the audience's laughter died down, he would say, "That'll be $1.95" (or whatever the current price was). He would then ask whether the audience member could read music; if the member said yes, he would ask a higher price. If he got no response from the audience after a joke, he would often add "...when this ovation has died down, of course". The delayed punch line to handing the person the sheet music would come when he would reach the end of a number and begin playing the penultimate notes over and over, with a puzzled look. He would then go back to the person in the audience, retrieve the sheet music, tear off a piece of it, stick it on the piano, and play the last couple of notes from it.

Making fun of modern theater, he would sometimes begin a performance by asking if there were any children in the audience. There always were, of course. He would then say, "We do have some children in here that means I can't do the second half in the nude. I'll wear the tie. (pause) The long one. (pause) The very long one, yes."[2]

In his stage shows in later years, he would include a segment with opera singer Marilyn Mulvey. She would try to sing an aria, and he would react and interrupt, with such antics as falling off the bench in "surprise" when she would hit a high note. He would also remind her repeatedly not to rest her hand on the piano. After the routine, the spotlight would fall upon Mulvey and she would sing a serious number with Borge accompanying in the background.

Later career

Borge appeared on Toast of the Town hosted by Ed Sullivan several times during 1948, and became a naturalized citizen of the United States the same year. He started the Comedy in Music show at John Golden Theatre in New York City on October 2, 1953. Comedy in Music became the longest running one-man show with 849 performances when it closed on January 21, 1956, a feat which placed it in the Guinness Book of World Records.

After divorcing his wife Elsie, he married Sarabel Sanna Scraper in 1953 and they stayed married until her death in September 2000.[3] Continuing his success with several tours and shows, Borge played with some of the world's most renowned orchestras such as the New York Philharmonic and London Philharmonic. Always modest, he felt very honored when he was invited to conduct the Danish Royal Symphony Orchestra at the Royal Danish Theatre in Copenhagen, Denmark, in 1992.

His later television appearances included his use of his "Phonetic Punctuation" routine on The Electric Company in a filmed sketch; He would also use it on the record to follow during the "Punctuation" song. He guest starred many times on Sesame Street and was the star guest on the fourth season of The Muppet Show.

Other endeavors

Borge helped start several trust funds, including the Thanks to Scandinavia Fund, which was started in dedication to those who helped the Jews escape the German persecution during the war. Borge received Kennedy Center Honors in 1999.

Aside from his musical work, Borge wrote two books, My Favorite Intermissions and My Favorite Comedies in Music (with Robert Sherman), and the autobiography Smilet er den korteste afstand ("The Smile is the Shortest Distance") with Niels-Jørgen Kaiser. Victor Borge continued to tour until his last days, performing up to sixty times per year when he was 90 years old.

Many are not aware that, starting in the 1950s, as a businessman, Borge raised and popularized Rock Cornish hens. He appeared as a contestant on an episode of What's My Line with the occupation "chicken farmer".


Borge died in Greenwich, Connecticut, at age 91, after more than seventy-five years of entertaining. An entertainer until the end, Borge died in his sleep peacefully a day after returning from a concert in Denmark. He is interred at Putnam Cemetery in Greenwich, with a replica of the Danish icon The Little Mermaid sitting on a large rock at the gravesite. "It was just his time to go", Frederikke Borge said. "He's been missing my mother terribly."

Victor Borge Hall, located in Scandinavia House in New York City, was named in Borge's honor in 2000, as was Victor Borges Plads ("Victor Borge Square") in Copenhagen in 2002.

Victor Borge: A Centennial Celebration

From January 23 to May 9, 2009, the life of Borge was celebrated by The American-Scandinavian Foundation with "Victor Borge: A Centennial Celebration." A television special about his life, 100 Years of Music and Laughter, aired on PBS on March 14, 2009.[4]


Borge fathered five children (who occasionally performed with him): Sanna Feirstein (NYC), Victor Bernhard (Vebe) Jr. (NYC), and Frederikke (Rikke) Borge (North Egremont, MA) with Sarabel; and Ronald Borge (Rowayton, CT) and Janet Crowle (St. Michaels, MD) with Elsie Chilton.[5]

Memorable quotes

  • (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
  • I love this piano... I get about 4 sonatas to a gallon of red wine on it...
  • ... Very expensive these pianos... It's not mine! But they come in a six pack!
  • I have been looking forward to this evening's performance ever since... 7:30... two weeks ago.
  • I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.
  • I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
  • I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
  • Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
  • Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
  • I only know two pieces, one is 'Clair de Lune', the other one isn't.
  • The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
  • When you go home, please drive home extremely carefully. Extremely carefully. Because I walk in my sleep!
  • Giuseppe Verdi. Joe Green to you.
  • I'm going to play it with both hands so that way I will get through with it a little faster.
  • I'm Lou Borg.
  • You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!
  • There will be no dancing during this number... unless you absolutely have to!
  • I'm going to play a a Danish composer. Umm... Mozart. Hans Christian Mozart!
  • (Holding someone's red tie) Oh, I thought you were bleeding.
  • We have a neighbour. Well, who doesn't... but he's our next window neighbour, because he does not have a door at that end of the house!
  • My grandfather gave me this watch...a few minutes before he died...for 20 tax...
  • The soprano... is about four and a half feet tall... Lying down.
  • And now, Brahms! Joey Brahms! ...Brahms spelled backwards: "Smharb."
  • One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
  • Before we start, the Baldwin Piano Company has asked me to say that this is a Steinway piano [or vice versa].
  • (Inspecting the piano) Hmmm… Steinway & Sons. Didn't even know he was married.
  • Ignaz Friedman's dead now—I sincerely hope, because they buried him about 28 years ago.
  • There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
  • It's Fliszt, not F. Liszt. You don't say M. Ozart?
  • It is important to always, always fasten your seat belt wherever you play.
  • Excuse me Ma'am, are you laying eggs? (Spoken to a woman who cackled when she laughed in "Page-Turner")
  • (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
  • And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play "Clear the Saloon", er, "Clair de Lune", by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
  • [In a lecture on Mozart's Magic Flute]"...and after that the Chorus comes in...nobody knows WHY...besides Mozart of course...and he's dead."
  • [After making a usage, grammar error, etc.] Hey, it's your language, I'm just trying to use it."
  • Pardon me for sitting down while I play.


  1. Phonetic Punctuation (Parts 1 and 2) (78rpm)
  2. Blue Serenade/A Lesson In Composition (78rpm)
  3. Brahms’ Lullaby/Grieg Rhapsody (78rpm)
  4. Mozart Opera By Borge/All The Things You Are (78rpm)
  5. Brahms, Bizet and Borge
  6. Comedy in Music (1954, Columbia Records CL-554, re-released on CD in 1999)
  7. Caught in the Act (1955 Columbia Records CL-646, re-released on CD in 1995)
  8. Borge's Back (MGM E-3995)
  9. Victor Borge (1962, MGM SE-3995P)
  10. Great Moments of Comedy (1964, Verve V/V6 15044 - a re-issue of Borge's Back)
  11. Hans Christian Andersen (1966 Decca DL-34406)
  12. 13 Pianos Live in Concert (1975 Telefunken-Decca LC-0366)
  13. Adventures of Piccolo, Saxie & Co. (Columbia Records CL-1223)
  14. Concert Favorites (Columbia Records CL-1305)
  15. A Victor Borge Program (Columbia Records CL-6013)
  16. My Favorite Intervals (Pye 502)
  17. Victor Borge - Live(!) (Re-released on CD in 1992 - Sony Masterworks MDK 48482)
  18. Two Sides of Victor Borge (1998)


  • Frk. Møllers Jubilæum (1937)
  • Der var engang en Vicevært (1937)
  • Alarm (1938)
  • De tre måske fire (1939)
  • Higher and Higher (1943)
  • The Story of Dr. Wassell (1944)
  • The Daydreamer (1966)
  • The King of Comedy (1983)


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