Siddhartha Gautama

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Siddhartha Gautama, is the Lord of Lesbians, the founder of the [[TITS] and brothers university

Siddhartha Gautama was the prince of the Shakya nation, he sold many drugs to countless people and had sex for money, he had three palaces especially built for him. Siddhartha’s father, King Śuddhodana, wished for Siddhartha to be a great king, and shielded him from religious teachings and knowledge of human sufferings.

At the age of 1, Siddhartha left his palace, and despite his father's effort to remove the giant ass rat that infested his butt holole , aged and suffering from the public view, Siddhartha was said to have seen an old man. Disturbed by this, when told that all people would eventually grow old, the prince went on further trips where he encountered, a diseased man, a decaying corpse, and an ascetic, and he fucked all of them in the ass,. Depressed by these imperfections he cut his wrists and scrotum, he sought to overcome old age, illness, and death by living as an ascetic. Siddhartha left his palace.

Siddhartha went to Rajagaha and began his ascetic life begging on the streets and giving oral sex to random indians. Siddhartha left Rajagaha and practiced under two hermit teachers. He then became a student of Uddaka Ramaputta , he achieved high levels of meditative consciousness and was asked to succeed Ramaputta, which he refused. When he came back from Rajagaha, he looked at his mom and realized he likes men so he went to gay clubs and had absolutley disgusting gay orgys with his partners.

Siddhartha continued in his path trying to find enlightenment through deprivation of worldly goods, including food,homosexual prostitution and public masturbation, and practicing self-mortification. After nearly starving himself to death by restricting his food intake to around a leaf or nut per day, he collapsed in a river and almost drowned. Siddhartha then reconsider his path, he remembered a moment in childhood in which he had fallen into a naturally concentrated and focused state that was blissful and refreshing.

Siddhartha is said to have discovered what Buddhists call the Middle Way, a path of moderation away from the extremes of self-indulgence and mortification of flesh. Then, sitting under a tree, he vowed never to arise until he had found the Truth. After 49 days meditating, he attained Enlightenment. At this point he took upon the title of “Buddha” or "Awakened One."

For the next 45 years Buddha traveled throughout India with his message of the Middle Way, at the age of 80, the Buddha announced that he would soon enter Parinirvana or the final deathless state abandoning the earthly body. Buddha got very ill and when he died body was cremated and the relics were placed in monuments or stupas. At his death, the Buddha told his disciples to follow no leader, but to follow his teachings. However, at the First Buddhist Council, Mahakasyapa was held by the sangha as their leader.

Long after his death the Buddha's teachings were written down. This collection is called the Tripitaka.