Kayley

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Kayley is a goddess in Bromleyism and is the greatest force of evil in the galaxy.

She is perhaps most well-known for corrupting musicians Pete Wentz, Paris Hilton, and Avril Lavigne.

Contents 1 Creation 2 Symbols 2.1 Music 2.2 Vehicle 3 Classical Transformations 3.1 Fish KT (Matsya) 3.2 Tortoise KT (Kurma) 3.3 Pig KT (Vahara) 3.4 Lion KT (Sinha) 3.5 Dwarf KT (Vamana) 3.6 Axe KT (Parashu) 3.7 Moon KT (Chandra) 3.8 Krishna KT (Kresno) 3.9 Buddha KT (Budo) 3.10 Horse KT (Kalki) 4 Kayleyism

[edit] Creation

She was created by dust mites in opposition to Bromley.

[edit] Symbols

The symbol Ω represents Kayley.

[edit] Music

Kayley is associated with Grindcore and Cybergrind.

[edit] Vehicle

Kayley drives a red Subaru.

[edit] Classical Transformations

[edit] Fish KT (Matsya)

She saves us from a giant flood by towing a boat with her horn.

[edit] Tortoise KT (Kurma)

She recovers 14 of our most precious items from the flood including paper, calculators, and pencils.

[edit] Pig KT (Vahara)

She pushes the earth back out of the ocean and starts her own bbq joint.

[edit] Lion KT (Sinha)

She saves us all from an evil giant.

[edit] Dwarf KT (Vamana)

She conquers all worlds.

[edit] Axe KT (Parashu)

She becomes peaceful.

[edit] Moon KT (Chandra)

She saves us from a demon and other monsters.

[edit] Krishna KT (Kresno)

She saves us all from many demons.

[edit] Buddha KT (Budo)

She becomes a great teacher of Bromleyism.

[edit] Horse KT (Kalki)

She destroys this world on 21 December 2012.

[edit] Kayleyism

People who practice Kayleyism instead of Bromleyism are considered heretics.