IFYLOFDism
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IFYLOFDism is a religion based on the Great and Holy IFYLOFD, the creator and lord of the universe.
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[edit] Core beliefs
IFYLOFD is the Creator and Master of the universe; all other religions are damned and sent to Hell, except for followers of G*nkism; they follow an inferior religion, yet their way is sufficient to gain entrance into Heaven.
[edit] Rituals
The Thanking of IFYLOFD One must spin in their chair three times before a meal, for the Great and Holy IFYLOFD's blessing.
[edit] Holidays
Creation Day: Every July 5, the day which the Great and Holy IFYLOFD created His universe.
[edit] Creation
The Great IFYLOFD created the universe after a particularly putrid fart; All of the creatures of His universe were created that blessed day.
[edit] Afterlife
If one follows any other religion, one shall be sent to Hell. IFYLOFDists and G*nkists are allowed into Heaven.
[edit] Gods
Only one god: IFYLOFD.
[edit] Primary rules
In the blessed words of the Great and Holy IFYLOFD, Do whatever the fuck ya feel like, but do it, ya know, IFYLOFD-y.'
