Fearellaism
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FearEllaism is a religion based on the teachings and views of Fear-Ella. Its fundamental belief systems stems from the weird though-filled mind of Fear-Ella. This is a new-century religion started in a small town.
We believe in the big bang theory, since lets face it, it's the only plausible idea out there. We believe there is one all mighty, and that is Fear-Ella. All money given to Fear-Ella will be donated to various foundations. The holy worship place is any local night club, most preferably, Revolution Live in Ft. Lauderdale FL.
Basic Points:
1. Worship the all mighty Fear-Ella
2. Thou shall not kill bunnies
3. Thou shall love nature
4. Thou shall not slaughter animals
5. God is bullshit
6. Thou shall love the gays/transvestites/lesbians/homosexuals/transgenders
7. Thou shall donate money to various foundations
8. Thou shall party, until no more party can be done
9. Thou shall follow Fear-Ella's rules.
10. Though shall love the all mighty Zero.
