Cownismo
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THE COWNISMO WAS CREATED ON 1900 aC BY "THE COSMIC MILK MASTER" WHO GIVED POWERS FOR YOUR CRIATION "THE MASTER COW OF THE MILK OF LIFE" AND HELPED BY THE "GREAT BULL OF SKY" it was when the sky was born ! SO LATER APPEARS A "BUTCHER MASTER OF THE SHADES" THAT IT WANTED TO KILL " THE MASTER COW OF THE MILK OF LIFE " BECAUSE IT WAS WITH HUNGER AND WANTED TO EAT A BEEFBURGER e thus started the war that shook the entire world “THE MASTER COW OF THE MILK OF LIFE” against “BUTCHER MASTER OF THE SHADES” e this war continues until today .
RUTUAL MUSICS
one of danced musics more in the ritual of cownists is arrocha therefore counts - the legend that “THE MASTER COW OF THE MILK OF LIFE” created to amuse its friends in the week end
