Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. Sign outside a church
Church Signs

Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.

Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section

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Various signs

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Under same management for over 2000 years.
Soul food served here.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.


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