Bromleyism

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Bromleyism is a religion that teaches perfection of the mind body and spirit through Mathematics. It has an estimated 500 followers worldwide.

Contents 1 Gods & Goddesses 2 Texts 3 Prophets 4 Creation 5 Destruction 6 Afterlife 7 Fundamental Rules 8 Rituals & Holidays 9 Places of Worship & Holy Ground

[edit] Gods & Goddesses

Bromley is superior.

Primley, Manley, Skimley, Kayley, Danley, Finley, Kinley, and Soraya are inferior.

[edit] Texts

The Unit Circle Text was originally written in Furoshian. It forms the basis of Bromleyism.

[edit] Prophets

Andrew Champion & Scott Bell (known together as Men From Italy)

[edit] Creation

Bromley created the universe, Primley, Humans, and Furoshians.
Primley created Manley, animals, and plants.
Manley created Skimley.

Dust mites created Kayley in opposition to Bromley.
Kayley created clones and invisigoths.
 
Bromley created Danley.
Danley created Finley.
Finley created subhumans.
Kayley caused Finley to puke up a rainbow that became Kinley.
Kinley created Soraya.

[edit] Destruction

Kayley killed Bromley Primley and Danley though their spirits remain.

Kayley will destroy this world on 21 December 2012.

Manley will destroy Kayley in another dimension, restoring order to the universe.

[edit] Afterlife

The worthy shall join Bromley in his great classroom.

Everyone else shall burn in a fiery underground library.

[edit] Fundamental Rules

01. Thou shalt not divide by zero.
02. Thou shalt not have other gods before Bromley.
03. Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of Bromley.
04. Thou shalt not ever convert from Bromleyism.
05. Thou shalt not practice any derivative form of Bromleyism.
06. Thou shalt not use any electronic device in any classroom unless it is made by Texas Instruments.
07. Thou shalt not make any poster or construction of less than exemplary quality.
08. Thou shalt not duplicate another's test material.
09. Thou shalt not score below 70% on any Math's Mate quiz.
10. Thou shalt not speak Spanish.

[edit] Rituals & Holidays

See Bromleyist Rituals

[edit] Places of Worship & Holy Ground

Fort Collins High School  Fort Collins, CO
Colorado State University Fort Collins, CO

Diamond Cave              Everywhere, FOCO
Secret Garden             Fort Collins, CO
 
Bromley Spirit House      Fort Collins, CO
Primley Spirit House      Toronto, ON
Manley Spirit House       Minneapolis, MN
Skimley Spirit House      Minneapolis, MN
Danley Spirit House       Fort Collins, CO
Finley Spirit House       Fort Collins, CO
Kayley Spirit House       Trois-Rivières, QC
Kinley Spirit House       Elora, ON
Soraya Spirit House       Totton, UK

Texas Instruments         Dallas, TX

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