Beanbagism

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beanbagism, or beenbagism is the official religion of beanbagians, who worship beanbags, in all their forms.

beanbagians believe that all the worlds problems can be simplified, in cosmic ways, to a shortage of beanbags, and that one day, the almighty beanbag will be brought to the earth, and purge the nonbeaners.

[edit] Beanbag heaven

when beanbagians die, they believe they will travel to beanbag heaven, where clouds are made of beanbags, and beanbags are made of beanbags.

[edit] Beanbag hell

beanbagians believe that the 'non-beaners' (those who do not believe in the almighty beanbag) will go to beanbag hell, where they shall be forced to sit on uncomfortable chairs for all eternity.