Our Religion  


Our beliefs are that The Great Barney created the world with his assistant The Great K.J.R. 

Barneyisms Ten Commandmets are:

  1. No man should ever get into a relationship
  2. Every man must watch porn and be open about it
  3. No man must should ever turn down sex from any women less than a 6 (Rating)
  4. You must always follow The Lemon Law, The Hot Crazy Scale and The Platinum Rule (see all of these under their sub-section later on)


  • The Great Barney
  • The Great K.J.R 

The Evil couple who have been together for all eternity are:

  • The Evil Marshlillyous (Marsh-Lilly-us)

I will update more later





Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.