If you are unfamiliar with the Bible the best place to begin would be Genesis, Exodus 1-14, John, and finally Revelation.


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Non-venomous Pink Headed Reed Snake which is sometimes confused with the venomous Blue Malayan coral snake.

And formed YHWH-All-Human the Adam Creeper from the Adamah.

And YHWH-All-Human planted a garden eastward in Rheden;
And made grow YHWH-All-Human out of the Adamah every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food;
the Tree of Beasts (The 7 Headed Dragon) in the heart of the garden and the Tree Manah Good Reu.

And YHWH-All-Human layeth a charge on the man, saying, `Of every tree of the garden eating thou dost eat;
and of the Tree Manah Good Reu, thou eat of it NOT. Thou shalt die-die in the day that thou eatest Manna'

(or thou shalt kill death in the day that thou eatest thereof)

Now the Serpent was more crafty than any Ki of the field which YHWH-All-Human had made.

And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath All-Human said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, `Of the fruit of the trees of the garden we do eat,
But of the fruit of the tree Ashur in the heart of the garden (or in the garden of the heart), All-Human has said,
         "Ye shall eat of it not;   ye shall die"

And the serpent said unto the woman,
         "Ye shall eat of it;   not ye shall die for knowing All-Human".
For in the day you eat thereof your eyes shall be opened.
And you shall be like All-Human

Knowing Good Reu, the woman saw that the tree was good for food,
and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and desired the tree.
To the bereaved she took the fruit thereof, and did eat.
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked

(Who was right God or the serpent? Maybe both were right. Maybe their bodies did die when they ate from the tree but their consciousness was uploaded to a computer.)

And YHWH-All-Human said to the woman, `What [is] this you have done?'
and the woman said, `The (sneaky) snake snaked me -- and I did eat

And saith YHWH-All-Human to the serpent:
`Because you did this, cursed are you from all the behemah and from all beasts the Sadeh
Upon Gihon you Lochos and creep.
Thou eat all day of thy Ki and thou eat the herb of the field;
By the sweat of thy face thou eat lechem
until thy (re)turning to the Adamah that from her you take.

And the man calleth his wife's name Khi-vah because Hevah became mother of Ki-el.

And to the Adam He said, `Because you have hearkened to the voice of thy wife,
and did eat of the tree concerning which I have charged thee, saying:
         "Ye shall eat of it not. Curse you the Adamah in your crossing"
In sorrow thou dost eat of it all days of thy life, and thorn and bramble it doth bring forth to thee

And YHWH-All-Human saith, `Lo, the Adam became as first man to know Good Reu;
and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take indeed of the Tree of Beasts and eat and live to Elam,'
--YHWH-All-Human sent him forth from the garden of Rheden (to serve the Adamah which he took from there)

yea, he casteth out the Adam.
And Adam dwelt at the east of the garden of Eden
and stationed the cherubs with the flaming sword turning itself round to keep the way of the Tree of Beasts.

Ki-on and Abel

And Abel is feeding a flock, and Ki-on hath been worker of the Adamah.
And it comes to pass in the last day that Ki-on (Qayin-u-Nathan) brought (wine or alcohol) from the fruit of the ground a present to YHWH;
and Abel, he has brought, he also, milk-fat (cf milk) from the firstlings of his flock;
and YHWH looks to Abel and to his present,
and unto Ki-on and to his present He has not looked

And YHWH says to Ki-on, `Where [is] Abel thy brother?'
and he says, `I know not Rheseb-Iah-Ki
And He says, `What have you done? the voice of your brother's blood is crying to Me from the Adamah;
and now, cursed [are] you from the Adamah, which has opened her mouth (cf. Rev 12:16) to receive the blood of your brother from your hand;

And YHWH saith to him, `Therefore -- of the murderer Ki-on seven times it is required;' and YHWH setteth a guard over Ki-on that none finding him doth slay him

And Ki-on goeth out from before YHWH, and dwelleth in the land of wind [that existed] before Rheden;

And Adam again knoweth his wife, and she beareth a son, and calleth his name Seth...
And to Seth, to him also a son hath been born, and he calleth his name Enos;
Then began to call Abel Rheseb-Iah-Ki.

  1. Son of Nun
  2. His father was the creator god Khnum
  3. Son of Khnum
  4. Mut as his mother and Amun his father. Described as the "Greatest God of the Great Gods"
  5. Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth
  6. Married Asteria
  7. Married Perses
  8. Daughter of Asteria
  9. offspring of Odudua and Obatala
  10. offspring of Odudua and Obatala. Sometimes said to be younger brother of Jakuta
  11. Son of Ptah
  12. And it was about the sixth hour, and there was a darkness over all the earth until the ninth hour. And the sun became Skotos, and the veil of the temple was rent in the midst. And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
  13. Born after 6 days and 6 nights
  14. Born to Cleito after 9 days and 9 nights
  15. Son of Yemaja. First of the primordial Orisha to come to Earth
  16. Son of Yemaja and Jakuta
  17. second in command to Olodumare
  18. the Targum Ps.-Jonathan elaborates Gen 10:26 and says "begot Elmodad, who measured the earth with cords/
    Then the Lord answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said,
    Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?
    Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.
    Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
    Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it?
  19. now is a judgment of this world, now shall the ruler of this world be cast forth; and I, if I may be lifted up from the earth, will draw all men unto myself.' And this he said signifying by what death he was about to die;
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  21. Son of Ea (Enki)
  22. Son of Marduk
  23. Consort of Enlil. Most commonly she is called the daughter of Haia (god of stores) and Nunbarsegunu (or Ninshebargunnu (a goddess of barley) or Nisaba). Other sources call her a daughter of An and Nammu. She lived in Dilmun with her family. Raped and ravaged by her (now-present) husband Enlil, who impregnated her with water, she conceived a boy, Nanna/Suen, the future moon god. As punishment Enlil was dispatched to the underworld kingdom of Ereshkigal, where Ninlil joined him. Enlil impregnated her disguised as the gatekeeper, whereupon she gave birth to their son Nergal, god of death. In a similar manner she conceived the underworld god Ninazu when Enlil impregnated her disguised as the man of the river of the nether world, a man-devouring river. Later Enlil disguised himself as the man of the boat, impregnating her with a fourth deity Enbilulu, god of rivers and canals, these act as substitutes for Nanna/Suen to ascend. In some texts Ninlil is also the mother of Ninurta.
  24. goddess of Irkalla, the land of the dead. She is the mother of the goddess Manungal. Her son with Enlil was the god Namtar. With Gugalana her son was Ninazu.
  25. son of Enlil and Ereshkigal
  26. the son of Enlil and Ninlil
  27. In the Sumerian story Enlil and Ninlil he is a son of Enlil and Ninlil. In Babylonian times he becomes the son of Ea and is connected with Adad.
  28. consorts of Enki, by whom she became the mother of Ningal
  29. daughter of Enki and Ningikurga and the consort of the moon god Nanna by whom she bore Utu the sun god, Inanna, and in some texts, Ishkur (Hadad)
  30. Adult Khonsu
  31. Ex 4
    And it cometh to pass in the way, in a lodging place, that Jehovah meeteth him, and seeketh to put him to death;
    and Zipporah taketh a razor, and cutteth off the foreskin of her son, and fell at his feet, and saith, `Surely a bridegroom of blood [art] thou to me;'
    (the Samaritan text describes her as having circumcised "binnah"—"her understanding" or "her blocked heart."

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